“I went out for beer and nachos last night, and I just took a dump so bad I think I’ve got to go see a psychiatrist.”
“I’m such a hypochrondriac. I thought I tore my hip flexor, but it turned out I just had a pimple.”
“You know what might sell well? A Realdoll the size and [...]

I walked into the kitchen, where a co-worker was washing a dish. The room reeked of garbage.
“It stinks in here!” I said.
“I don’t smell anything,” she said.
“Come stand over here where I just farted,” I said.
Why did I say that? It wasn’t even true. I thought about it later and felt bad, so I offered [...]

Mary Beth was surprised to come to this site and see this other story about her, when what she was really expecting me to be writing about was her complaint about the pennies. Now, of course, the purpose of a blog is to rant about one’s own petty grudges against the world and not other [...]