“Rod Brind’Amour is easily the ugliest man I’ve ever seen. I’m sorry; present company excluded.”
“If she looks that much like a real woman that you don’t notice until it’s too late, I say just go with it. I mean, you could do worse, right? Just don’t tell anybody.”
“You know who should name your baby after? [...]

I’ve picked up an annoying, childish habit lately. It’s the one where, when someone says something, I’ll turn it into an insult by immediately putting either “You” or “You’re” in front of whatever he or she just said. For example, if you were to say the photocopier wasn’t working, I’d say, “You’re not working!” I [...]