Archive for June, 2006
Things I shouldn’t have said #7
“You know what the only good thing is about allergy season? First, you eat something that gives you really loose stools. Then, when you have to take a big dump, you just sit on the can and wait for a big sneeze, and man, it does all the work for you.”
“You like soccer better than [...]
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Black box
Chris, the production designer: Christ, this is sloppy work. Look at the black boxes the designer left all over the place.
Me: It’s got more black boxes than the “Strike It Up” CD maxi-single!
Chris: It’s got more black boxes than a ’70s blacksploitation porn film!
Me: It’s got more black boxes than a field full of plane [...]
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Things I shouldn’t have said #6
“Your daughter looks like a genius in that picture. Her head is so big!”
“Your new dresser has crystal knobs? I once knew a transgendered stripper named Crystal Knobs.”
“This model is bland-looking. She’s got a face like a sinkful of dishwater.”
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