“If you kill a retarded guy while driving drunk, it isn’t vehicular manslaughter. It’s only man-child slaughter.”
“There’s a horn in this Ripley’s Believe it or Not book that’s so big it takes six boys to blow. That sounds like something I’ve got right here, if you know what I’m saying.” [Note: The remainder of the [...]

Well, the whole Rory Fitzpatrick thing just keeps growing. And why be surprised? I’ve said it before: Democracy doesn’t work, especially in the same country that rated some idiot DJ at Winnipeg’s Power 97 radio station above Sir Wilfrid Laurier and Laura Secord on a list of its greatest citizens. At the very least, I’d [...]

I can do all of my Christmas shopping in only 35 minutes on Friday, December 23 in the Eaton Centre in downtown Toronto, the busiest possible time and place I could choose to do it, and I’ll still have time to tell the last cashier I like her hair. Man, if you pull off a [...]

After handing poor Kitty a crushing disappointment by telling her I probably wasn’t going to do a Christmas music compilation this year, I kept running across good tracks that would probably work well on one, hearing about interesting new Christmas albums coming out, and turning on the TV to see artists giving fantastic holiday performances. [...]

This goes out to Dickolas Wang, who treated me to some epic ranting about the Vancouver Canucks goalie situation earlier.
Here’s a little piece of trivia I just picked up in a Hockey’s Future message board thread about LA Kings goalie prospect Yutaka Fukufuji being called up for duty on the parent club, thus becoming the [...]