“I used to date this girl who had an eating disorder before she met me. She was really pretty, but I once saw a photo of her from high school, when she had anorexia, and all I could think was, ‘Wow! You used to be gorgeous!’ I didn’t say that, though. At least, I don’t [...]

Hey, remember that time when I noticed that this thing that I wrote wasn’t available on the web anymore, so I reposted it on this blog? I refer to a mock apology letter called “I Am So Sorry We Led Your Son to Christ”, which I put up just a couple of weeks ago and [...]

In honour of my brain-damaged housemate Toula’s birthday, which I think of as the Greek Orthodox April Fools’ Day, I present an incident took place around this time several years ago. (As I recall, this happened a day before she left the house after turning one of the stove burners on to “glowing red-hot”, despite [...]

“So what do you write about on your blog, anyway?” my dining companion asked. “Is it like a diary?”
“More of a notebook,” I said, taking a sip of beer. “Things I think are funny, and things I don’t want to forget. For instance, until yesterday, I had totally forgotten about the old guy who used [...]