Things I shouldn’t have said #25

13Jul07

• “There are a lot of things I don’t miss about working there, but I like a lot of the people. Not you, but a lot of the other people.”
• “I do a lot of things in a disturbing kind of way. You should see how I eat a banana.”
• “I was only kidding about marrying you for your sweet rack. Your pretty face alone is enough of a selling point. Anything below the neck is just a bonus. If you were just a severed head, I’d still marry you.”

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