The real burn is that he was married to Roxy from the Misfits at the time.

26Jan08

Peter: I’m reading the lead singer of Luna’s account of his affair with his bassist and dissolution of his marriage. You’ll never guess who the bassist is. It’s Jem, from Jem and the Holograms — or, at least, it’s the woman who voiced her. I wonder if she ever announced “It’s showtime, Synergy!” before Luna concerts?

Candace: Jem is a homewrecker. That’s truly outrageous!

Peter: I wonder if his wife said that. “What?! You’re having an affair with Britta? That’s truly outrageous!”

Candace: I bet she said something like “You’re a fucking pig, and I hope you and that cartoon whore die miserable deaths.”

Peter: Well, what could he do, really? It’s like “Once you go black, you never go back.” Once you’ve been with a Jem girl, you’re never the same. (Jem! Jem is her name.)

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