While his bandmate Bret Michaels searches for true love on his VH1 reality show, Poison drummer Rikki Rockett has been arrested for rape:

Poison drummer Rikki Rockett was arrested on a rape warrant, and his case was turned over to the district attorney’s office for possible grand jury consideration, officials said Friday. [...] Rockett, whose real name is Richard Ream, did not have a listed number in the Los Angeles area and could not be reached Friday for comment.

Wow. I always faintly suspected Rikki Rockett might not be his real name, but Richard Ream? As in Dick Ream? With a name like that, how did he not become a porn star? If only he’d followed his destiny, he’d be getting paid to have as much sex as he wanted, and he wouldn’t be in this fix. And here I thought Tommy Lee was the hair-metal drummer who ought to have skipped the Sunset Strip in favour of the San Fernando Valley.