Here’s an odd bit of Canadiana that Candace just stumbled across: a video of children’s entertainer Fred Penner pointing out the musical similarities of three songs by performing a medley of his signature song, “The Cat Came Back”, with “Hit the Road, Jack” and hip-hop artist K-OS’s “Crabbuckit”. Who knew Fred Penner was so with [...]

I just found out that Vancouver Canucks defenceman Luc Bourdon was killed in a motorcycle accident this afternoon. He was only 21 and an inexperienced rider.
I feel sick. One of my great pleasures when playing EA’s NHL game series has been to assemble a theoretical Team Quebec. Admittedly, Bourdon was from New Brunswick, but as [...]

In a Q&A thread that I write over at the forum of your favorite internet humourist Jay Pinkerton, I recently mentioned that writing “use to” as a past tense when you should be writing “used to” is a fast way to make me hate you. Naturally, this prompted the question of what might be a [...]

You’d think that with a cowboy name like Buck, this would be a pretty tough hombre we were dealing with. But Buck was his last name. His full name was a mouthful, starting with three given names and ending with Buck, and if that wasn’t enough, he insisted on adding that he was the Third. [...]

There’s a new article over at Cracked called The 6 Least Plausible Jobs Held by Steven Seagal Characters. I admit I haven’t been keeping up with Seagal’s oeuvre. As implausible as it is that Seagal himself continues to hold the job of actor, ever since I heard about Gene LeBell choking him into incontinence, his [...]

Paris Hilton supposedly slept with Tom Sizemore, who’s alleged to have made a sex tape with Elizabeth Hurley, who was famously cuckqueaned by Hugh Grant, who presumably at least knows Bridget Jones author Helen Fielding, who co-wrote a celebrity-hookup book called Who’s Had Who, which heavily inspired the article I’ve got on Cracked right now [...]

Paris Hilton supposedly slept with Tom Sizemore, who’s alleged to have made a sex tape with Elizabeth Hurley, who was famously cuckqueaned by Hugh Grant, who presumably at least knows Bridget Jones author Helen Fielding, who co-wrote a celebrity-hookup book called Who’s Had Who, which heavily inspired the article I’ve got on Cracked right now [...]

Paris Hilton supposedly slept with Tom Sizemore, who’s alleged to have made a sex tape with Elizabeth Hurley, who was famously cuckqueaned by Hugh Grant, who presumably at least knows Bridget Jones author Helen Fielding, who co-wrote a celebrity-hookup book called Who’s Had Who, which heavily inspired the article I’ve got on Cracked right now [...]

Paris Hilton supposedly slept with Tom Sizemore, who’s alleged to have made a sex tape with Elizabeth Hurley, who was famously cuckqueaned by Hugh Grant, who presumably at least knows Bridget Jones author Helen Fielding, who co-wrote a celebrity-hookup book called Who’s Had Who, which heavily inspired the article I’ve got on Cracked right now [...]

Paris Hilton supposedly slept with Tom Sizemore, who’s alleged to have made a sex tape with Elizabeth Hurley, who was famously cuckqueaned by Hugh Grant, who presumably at least knows Bridget Jones author Helen Fielding, who co-wrote a celebrity-hookup book called Who’s Had Who, which heavily inspired the article I’ve got on Cracked right now [...]