Meat is murder

03May08

Posted at the request of my girlfriend, who says she could never date a picky eater:

This Ask Metafilter thread reminds me of an interview I recently heard on the CBC with a musician who had been vegan all his life. He ordered a vegan pizza, and it was pointed out to him when he was halfway through that it had ham on it. He said he ran to the bathroom and vomited.

“You fucking pussy,” I thought. This is the sort of sissy I’d kill and eat if we were in the same plane crash.


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  1. 1 Marlene on May 4, 2008 said:

    He’d probably be pretty scrawny and not worth eating.

  2. 2 Eric on May 5, 2008 said:

    True, but he should still eat the guy on principle.

  3. 3 The Schroederist on May 6, 2008 said:

    Can you really be a vegan for your entire life?

  4. 4 Peter Lynn on May 6, 2008 said:

    Hard to say. Is breast milk vegan?

  5. 5 The Schroederist on May 6, 2008 said:

    I don’t remember it being especially meaty.

  6. 6 Scott on May 6, 2008 said:

    The Schroederist might not know what a vegan is.

  7. 7 Matt on May 7, 2008 said:

    I think breast milk is okay, since the vegan objection to dairy is based on the fact that it’s not meant for humans. If you were raised vegan, you could totally be a vegan all your life.

    Also, I don’t remember breast milk at all. Was I just weaned early, or what?

  8. 8 The Schroederist on May 18, 2008 said:

    I guess I always assumed vegan was just a really stringent version of vegetarian. Like the difference between a Catholic and a Practicing Catholic.

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