I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. You know, like nunchuk skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills…. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
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