What People Are Saying about Peter Lynn

• “You’re just like Hitler, only without the charisma.”
• “Don’t sell yourself short, buddy. You’re a very pretty man.”
• “… you’re a dirty liar. Perhaps that’s what makes you such a charming wee scamp.”
• “You have a different kind of hearing. You have ‘aggravated hearing’. Because everything in your ears sounds aggravating. That’s why it is called ‘aggravated hearing’.”
• “Peter Lynn has a section in his sidebar entitled ‘What People Are Saying About Peter Lynn’ filled with not only the ample praise he’s received in comments and on the web elsewhere from readers but also the insults and outright denunciations.”
• “Is it wrong that I enjoy reading this?”
• “… the blogger is so nice, and the site’s design and content is so unique”
• “… a heartless meanie”
• “You know, you should be the Canadian Garrison Keillor. I love you.”
• “I’d hate you so much if I worked with you.”
• “Seriously, if I worked with you you’d get a slap at least once a week.”
• “If you are here when Peter is here, and you are a woman over the age of twelve, watch out for him … he’s got fast hands.”
• “Perhaps you have an ulcer or you are a vampire. Perhaps both.”
• “Ruddy Ruddy puts a smile on my silly face and a skip in my gimpy step.”
• “Pete, you’re like a hero to me. Congratulations on knowing the right thing to do and then doing it.”
• “For some reason, you say all these crazy, perverted, demented things … but you are not creepy. You still manage to come across as a gentleman. I don’t know how you do it. Either you’re an evil genius or a great guy … can’t decide.”
• “What the hell is this website? you should all go to hell.”
• “You are just a vile specimen … The only ‘freak’ that I can see is you … But rest easy. There is a special place reserved in hell for you my friend. You and all those like you.”
• “your way of thinking if way off key. you should be ashamed of yourself. life is about more than fast cars,fast woman and drugs. you will have a very short lived and lonely life if you keep this up. you made such a joke of it all and lord help you. One day you will stand in front of god and have to explaine your actions. You can either change your ways or you will find yourself spending eternity in hell.”
• “Why don’t you shut up, you idiot?”
• “You’re hated around the office, aren’t you?”
• “U r the Anti-Dilbert!”
• “You realize that your little workplace experiments are going to get you fired, right?”
• “… this guy is quite amusing, especially his series on “Things I shouldn’t have said.” Of course, this phrase might apply to his whole blog as this guy recently got sacked when his employer discovered this little gem.”
• “… pretty shallow-minded commentary if you ask me.”
• “You made me laugh out loud. I like dirty Peter Lynn.”
• “You made me laugh out loud but I’m never reading your blog again. You’ve broken the spell.”
• “It takes a big, big man to admit that he soiled himself, so good on you. I think.”
• “Comedy fucking gold. Sheer genius. I laughed and laughed until my soiled pants were clean. And then I cried, because every word you said was true.”
  “Your misery brightens my day – thank you.”
• “All I have to say is that you’re lucky El Santo is dead.”
• “As one who recently put a relationship in the opposite sex in quite possibly insurmountable jeopardy because of his love for edgy jokes, I’m on your side.”
• “… what is up with your disassociational delusions? You are the jokester, always have been. When I worked with you, you amply filled the role of office jokester for a company of 300 people all on your own.”
• “The perfect harmony of Star Trek and the grammar police!”
• “Thou art my grammatical superior.”
• “Just wanted to say that I’m glad there are people out there like you correcting the kind of dreadful grammar that consistently gives me migraines.”
• “I’m afraid to write to you. What if I use a semi-colon wrong?! It’s very stressful for me.”
• “That may be the funniest story I’ve ever heard. Offensive or not.”
• “You. Are. A. God. My hat off to you, sir. In my 29 years of life I have yet to offend so many in such a cavalier way. Oh, I have tried, yes, but to have something this good in the antisocial arsenal… You magnificent bastard!”
• “You are a sick, sick man Peter. I knew there was a reason I liked you.”
• “He is a disturbing, and fascinating man.”
• “I’m your friend and I’m scared of you, and I’ve been telling you for 18 months that if I worked with you I’d probably hate you.”
• “Am I your only friend left?”
• “… we’re no longer friends, after your gross calumny and slander on manvsclown.”
• “So, I blogroll *and* recommend you in a post, and then it’s pissing posts galore. That’s just the way the world works, I guess.”
• “You obviously have little education and certainly little money. IF you get lucky enough to win a lottery you’ll then have a chance to know what a butler is…maybe you’ll buy some lessons in manners as well.”
• “Brilliant! How the hell do you not have more readers?”
• “Kudos, y’all, this blog is hilarious. I deem it bookmark-worthy.”
• “Why do you insist on ruining everything?”
• “Canadian bastard! That’s it. We’re invading Monday.”
• “you … write like a seal clubbing Canadian”
• “I don’t really have that much to say about Peter Lynn, except that he is a duplicitous character, given that he has never actually come out an said whether he was the man or the clown in his intentionally cryptic blog title. He posts a lot (like, daily or something), and he is clearly very Canadian. And while those are all contemptible qualities, none of it is worth actually taking a shot at him. Sorry, Peter.”
• “Pete, you’re my favourite kind of complete asshole”
• “you’re … a veritable cloud of assholes”
• “Seriously — your blog is one of the most fun reads on the Internets. Why, some people pay top dollar for this level of comedy gold! (Oh, and you’re a veritable cloud of assholes.)”
• “Your not comedy. Get a life.”
• “You really know how to produce a new and higher level of truth, Pete.”
• “You’re an idiot.”
• “Yes, but you are a magnificent idiot.”
• “Kudos on sounding like a vitriolic jerk.”
• “Inappropriate, full stop.”
• “Hey Robotman, you need to update more and drown out some of the utter balls that man vs. clown blog contains.”
• “Whoever wrote this is a fucking mongloid idiot.”
• “The world doesn’t revolve around your stupid ramblings you insect dropping. Man – I wish you’ve been dead for ages.”
• You’re a fine human being, Peter Lynn… A fine human being.
• “… one of the great voices of our generation. I’ve sort of always thought of you as an online David Sedaris.”
• Pete, you’re the only person I know who could respond to a near-death experience by vowing to live each day to its shallowest.”
• “Hey buttwipe, how do you feel about being a worthless boil on the ass of Osama bin Laden, you cocksucking chunk of reeking filth?”
• “I wish MY wife was like Peter Lynn.”
• “I sincerely warn you, this is not safe for work, mothers, grandmothers, sisters or people with nervous disorders. But it is extremely funny.”
• “Thanks for ruining everything, Peter.”
• “Look at you and your big head. You think you’re the only contributor to Man VOOSE clown?