Ruddy Ruddy #4

15Sep03

The fourth piece of Ruddy Ruddy mail is in. Based on the outline of a small box inside the envelope, and the markings outside, it clearly contains a sample of Pepcid Complete. Should I open it?

No. Besides the previously-established point that I’m making of not opening any Ruddy Ruddy mail — instead preserving it for display on the Wall of Ruddy Ruddy — the whole point of a free sample is to get potential consumers to try the product, with no strings attached. Therefore, it is more fraudulent — and therefore more fun — to waste the company’s resources by not opening it.



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