Wonder Twin powers activate!
03Jan06
I deride the fist bump, but I still do it because, hey, I’m a man of the people. Also, because handshakes don’t lead to conversations like these:
Co-worker [bumping fists]: Wonder Twin powers activate!
Me: I created the Wonder Twins, you know.*
Co-worker: I don’t doubt it. Shape of a giant axe!
Me: Shape of a bucket of water!
Co-worker: What would it take to destroy this place?
Me: Shape of a giant lawsuit!
Good times.
* Yeah, I talk in hyperlinks. It’s kind of like making those little quote marks with your fingers, but more complicated.
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