Foot in mouth again


When I’m really exhausted, I sometimes say I’m “so tired I want to throw myself under the subway.” But unlike today, I usually have the presence of mind not to make this remark to someone who has had the misfortune of actually seeing someone killed by a subway train not once, but twice. Whoops.

2 Responses to “Foot in mouth again”

  1. 1 Anonymous

    How the hell does someone get killed by a subway twice?

  2. 2 Peter Lynn

    First you get hit, and then you bounce onto the third rail and the electricity reanimates your body like Frankenstein’s monster. Then you get electrocuted.

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