The worst thing is that there are 2000 calories in a racist biscuit

02Mar06

Little Filipina co-worker: How many calories are in a raisin biscuit?

Me: A racist biscuit? Why would you want to eat a racist biscuit? You’re such a racist.

Little Filipina co-worker: You have a different kind of hearing. You have “aggravated hearing”. Because everything in your ears sounds aggravating. That’s why it is called “aggravated hearing”.



One Response to “The worst thing is that there are 2000 calories in a racist biscuit”

  1. 1 Kendal

    Sounds like you have “aggravated speech” as well.


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