I nearly incentivized him to go home

04Apr06

One of the managers was standing by the water cooler talking to a co-worker when I went to fill a cup of very cold water. Then I pretended to throw the cup of very cold water all over the crotch of his pants.

“Boy, wouldn’t that upset you?” I said.

“Not really,” he said. “I’d just say, ‘I can’t add any more value to the company. Peter Lynn just threw water on me, and now I have to go home and change.'”

I can’t add any more value to the company. That’s why this guy is headed right up the corporate ladder. It’s all about talking the talk.



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