I should start numbering each edition of things I shouldn’t have said

02Jun06
  • “Who’s this manatee in the ‘before’ picture?”
  • “Lavalife is a sad catalog of human jetsam. Yes, I know you’re on it.”
  • “Your mum’s back’s still bothering her? Say the word, and I’ll come by with some scented candles and flavored oils.”



One Response to “I should start numbering each edition of things I shouldn’t have said”

  1. 1 Scott

    The third one made me feel dumb for chuckling at it.


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