Things I said, but shouldn’t have #12

11Aug06

• “I’ll eat anything as long as it’s a baby: Veal, lamb, puppy. As long as it hasn’t had a chance to really live. Life experience makes the meat tough. Innocence makes it sweet and tender.”
• “You’re addicted to the ellipsis and em dash. It’s all dots and dashes with you. You’re not writing English; you’re writing Morse Code! You only need one button on your keyboard. [imitating telegraph operator] dit-dit-dit-dah-dah-dah-dit-dit-dit! SOS! Send grammar help!”
• “You know, I’ve never been the victim of a pie-in-the-face gag. I mean, there was that time on the set of that porno movie, but I’m not sure that counts even if a pie plate was involved.”

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