New research: Bill Cosby less attractive to women than history’s greatest monster
I don’t remember how this subject arose — I’m pretty sure I’m not the one who brought it up — but I was out to dinner with a few friends last night, and the girl sitting beside me made the surprising revelation that she would rather make out with Adolf Hitler than Bill Cosby.
This from a Jewish girl, too. I didn’t know what to make of it. When I pressed her, she shrugged and gave the following three reasons for her preference:
- “Hitler was kind of handsome at the beginning of the war.”
- “Power is sexy.”
- Bill Cosby is just … ew.”
I still just couldn’t comprehend this. I got the attention of another girl across the table, who hadn’t been listening to our conversation. “Would you rather make out with Bill Cosby or Hitler?” I asked.
She grimaced. “Hitler.”
So there you have it: Bill Cosby is less kissable than Adolf Hitler. I would have at least thought the toothbrush moustache would have been a turn-off, if not that whole “genocidal maniac” thing, but apparently not.
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