The Top 13 Plots Rendered Ridiculous by Their Stars’ Subsequent Behavior

14Jun07

As I might have mentioned, I enjoy ESPN sportswriter Bill Simmons, not least because he frequently stops talking about sports entirely and dissects pop culture minutiae like a less douchebaggy Chuck Klosterman. In a recent chat, a reader mentioned how Tara Reid’s more recent nip-slips, public intoxication, and bukkake parties make her virginal character in American Pie completely unbelievable. Bill responded that somebody like Cracked could probably make a good article out of the top 20 plots rendered ridiculous by their stars’ subsequent behavior.

He was at least a third right! Cracked staff (including yours truly) hereby step up and list The Top 13 Plots Rendered Ridiculous by Their Stars’ Subsequent Behavior.



One Response to “The Top 13 Plots Rendered Ridiculous by Their Stars’ Subsequent Behavior”

  1. 1 jimmy

    I think it should’ve been called “Top 13 Plots rendered Horribly Depressing by their stars’ subsequent behavior.” I can’t believe you had to leave out suicides considering the ones you included. sugartits.


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