I got this idea when I got actual mustard on my shirt today

18Aug07

I came up with an idea for my next homemade T-shirt today. I’ll probably do this with yellow type on a red background. At any rate, it’ll just say “MUSTARD” across the front.

That way, when people ask me what’s up with my shirt, I’ll look down and exclaim, “Aw, shit! I got mustard on my shirt!”

Of course, by wearing this, I run the risk of being stabbed by a guy who then tosses off a quip about “cutting the mustard”. I only hope that with my dying breath, I’ll have the strength to point out that the expression is more properly “cut the muster”.



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