My girlfriend thinks my dad rides a Harley, but he doesn’t. My dad rides a 1984 Yamaha Virago. What kind of terrible name is that, anyway? You know what a virago is? A bitchy woman. My dad rides a bitchy woman.

What kind of misogynists are Japanese motorcycle makers anyway? But that’s Japanese guys for you. I’ve heard that every time a new motorcycle rolls off the assembly line, fifty mechanics gather around and ejaculate all over it.

2 Responses to “Virago”

  1. 1 Sis

    Your brother-in-law also rides a virago, and the bitch rides on the back. Harleys are overrated.

  2. 2 jenn

    I agree with Amanda that Harleys are overrated. You didn’t give the whole definition of Virago though. Virago is a term that refers to a strong, brave, or warlike woman.

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