Helen of Tard
25Jun08
Well, this was weird. I just got back from the Danforth, where I saw the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen who had Down syndrome. She was actually sort of cute-ish by normal standards, but I could tell that she was just one extra chromosome away from being stunningly attractive. I feel funny inside now.
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Man vs. Clown! 
This goes a long way toward proving my theory that Down syndrome carriers are actually the next wave of human evolution.
That reminds me of the day I saw the Down Syndrome guy that looked like you at the mall.
Haven’t you had this happen before, Pete? You might have a bit of a thing.
Sorry. Credit goes to Scott for that last post.
Schroederist: Well, it makes sense. I was thinking about this, actually. They have an extra chromosome. They have something we lack. If evolution is a matter of moving from the simple to the complex, it is we who are the intermediate step.
Marlene: That handsome devil!
Scott: In my defense, the retarded girl I flirted with didn’t have Down syndrome. She looked perfectly normal. It was some other kind of retardation. And since my girlfriend will undoubtedly read this, let me state that I do not have a “thing” and I’m not dating her because she fulfills any sort of ‘tard fetish. Also, which one of us, Scott, has a history of tricking people with Down syndrome into sucking on parts of his body? Huh?
I smell a facebook status update:
Peter Lynn is not dating her because she fulfills any sort of ‘tard fetish.
A shiny new nickel to the first person to find ‘tard fetish porn on the ‘net.
Good! Because that role-play ain’t never gonna happen.
You know what’s surprisingly hard to find on the net? Albino fetish porn. Where is that sweet Powder action?