I’m more familiar with Canada’s Other National Newspaper
Telemarketer: Hello sir, I’m calling on behalf of the Globe and Mail. Have you read a copy lately?
Me: No, I haven’t.
Telemarketer: Are you familiar with the Globe and Mail, sir?
Me: No, I’m not.
Telemarketer: Well, sir, we’ve launched a brand-new redesign of the paper and added a special lifestyle section to complement our same award-winning reporting, and we’d like to offer you a special introductory offer of home delivery with a big discount off the newsstand price.
Me: Well, I’m not much of a magazine reader.
Telemarketer: Oh, no, sir. The Globe and Mail is a newspaper.
Me: Is it?
Telemarketer: You’ve never heard of it?
Me: Oh, well, I’m not much of a reader.
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