Pickup lines that don’t work on black ladies


… so don’t even try.

  • “Are you Jamaican? Because you’ve been running through my head all night.”
  • “Girl, your daddy must have been a thief, because Jamaican me crazy!”
  • “I like my women like I like my coffee — hot, black, and secretly dosed with a potent alcoholic sedative.”
  • “Are you from Kenya? Well, kenya give me your phone number?”
  • “My name’s Milk — I’ll do your body good. Unless, like three-quarters of adult African Americans, you’re lactose-intolerant, in which case I’ll cause abdominal bloating, cramps, and flatulence. But that would also happen if I got you pregnant too, so the metaphor is actually quite apt.”

5 Responses to “Pickup lines that don’t work on black ladies”

  1. 1 Candace

    I’m so proud of you.

  2. 2 Scott

    Kenya get that Kofi Togo? Because I’m Ghana explode if don’t tap that Djibouti!

  3. This sounds like a challenge.

  4. 4 Devin Barksdaleekinsajoy

    Hey ii’m a black girl so u should all back the fuck off these beautiful black women ya herd ii will no b discrimanated against mii race. BITCHES

  5. 5 Scott

    Wow, Peter. You just got TOLD!

    …ii think

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