Things I shouldn’t have said #40

  • “So, this swordfighting demonstration you gave on Sex TV — how many guys were involved, and did it take place in your mouth?”
  • “You like when people give you free stuff? You didn’t like when I gave you syphilis.”
  • “If I’d been Christopher Reeves’ nurse, I’d have stuck a cookie cutter in his anus, and then when I pressed down on his abdomen to help him empty his bowels, it’d have come out in shapes, like a Play-Doh Fun Factory.”

3 Responses to “Things I shouldn’t have said #40”

  1. 1 Bob

    Syphilis is the gift that no one seems to truly appreciate. People are weird like that.

  2. 2 rtbhth

    this is the harshest one ive seen thus far

  3. Syphilis is an environmentally friendly gift. In this time of ‘doomed attempts to stop global warming’, that’s the most conscious and enlightened gift to give.

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