… and it’s in my pants.
One thing I can say in defense of homophobia is that unlike racism or sexism or other –isms, it doesn’t sound like an ideology so much as just a medical condition. It sounds like hydrophobia, not least because you can be a rabid gay-hater.
— Did you hear about Bill? He contracted homophobia.
— Oh man. I hear the only cure for that is a painful series of hot beef injections.
One day they’ll come up with a serum to cure homophobia that can be administered orally. Actually, I’m pretty sure they already have.
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