Things I shouldn’t have said

22Oct10
  • “This cheese tastes like — and I mean this in the best possible way — someone wiped a sweat sock across a horse’s balls.”
  • “You deserve to eat junk food because you are human garbage.”
  • “Do you have anything tested on animals? I want my rabbit’s eyes to smell really good.”


2 Responses to “Things I shouldn’t have said”

  1. 2 Jay Pinkerton

    You need to combine this long-running bit with that “Shit My Dad Says” twitter. “Things I Shouldn’t Have Shit on My Dad.”


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