It all started with a big fart

19May11

Considering how full of fart jokes the cold open of this week’s Big Bang Theory was, there will never be a better time to post the alternative lyrics I wrote some time back and recite at the beginning of each episode. Ahem.

The whole universe came from a hot, wet fart
Some diarrhea trickled out, and it was time to start
I dropped a giant stool,
It looked like it came from a mule,
A fat, thick log you’d burn for Yule,
I took a dump (I made a pile of it),
Gas, mucus, blood, feces, I think it might be dysentery,
It all started with a big fart! (Fart!)”



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