Recent tweets

28Sep11

Why should I blog when I can just post selected recent tweets from my Twitter feed? There are probably good reasons, but I just don’t see them!

  • I believe women should have the right to abort fetuses that have Down Syndrome or are Italian.
  • Probably the worst part of being World Menstruation Champion is having to defend the title every 30 days.
  • Tip: When drunk at a wedding, try not to throw up on the bride until she’s cutting the cake. That way, you get all the cake.
  • “I didn’t know they had a MERLIN!”–my girlfriend, looking at the most impressively long-white-bearded Oak Ridge Boy
  • Just read Sammy Hagar’s memoir, Red. I’m doing it wrong, not branding myself with a signature color. From now on, Pantone 553c, all the way.
  • “That creep with the hairband on his face—I don’t want to see him anymore. Put him in engineering or whatever.”—Picard, “Geordi’s Promotion”
  • I just dropped a whole bunch of F-bombs at the supermarket. (That’s what I call farts.)
  • “BACH FM, 103.5! If it ain’t Bach, it don’t rock!” – classical music DJs, I assume
  • DR. TALKING VS. KING STUTTERS — working title of THE KING’S SPEECH
  • Q. “Hey Alexandre Daigle, what was the most memorable dump you ever took?” A. “No one remembers number two.”


11 Responses to “Recent tweets”

  1. 1 Patrick

    Wow….

  2. 2 Stocc

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  3. 3 Stocc
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  4. 4 Stocc

     your stuff goes here 

  5. 5 Stocc
    
    	
    • 6 Stocc

      Peter, you should probably delete these last few comments…

      • 7 Marlene
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  6. 8 Marlene

    Peter Lynn

  7. 9 Stocc

    Peter Lynn

  8. 10 Stocc

    Not A Real Peter Lynn

  9. This blog is pretty much the greatest thing ever.

    Thank you, on a completely separate post, for taking Mike Love down several notches.


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